Meatheads

People that have absolutley no lives that lift and eat protein all day. And because they lift they think they are tough but they cannot fight for shit, they can barley move their arms. Think they're the shit (football players/Lacrosse) but really everyone hates them. Also pick on people who are half their size to feel good about themselves when they will get fucked up by anyone with balls.

meathead 1 "Yo man you wana go lift after school?"
meathead 2 "Yeah of course, what do you wana take after protein shakes or creatine?"
meathead 1 "Uhhh...BOTH"

kid 1 "Yo did you see those meatheads those kids think they're so tough"
kid 2 "they really need lives, I cant wait till thad kid shuts there big ass mouth up".

by Antimeathead April 23, 2007

meathead science

Science made up by a bunch of meatheads in a trashy, piece of shit gym in a basement.

1: Did you know that if you lick your sweat off your skin it will raise testosterone, there raise your strength?
2: shut the fuck up you meat head.

2: you just made up that meathead science.

by meathead hatah April 2, 2011

Metalhead

A metalhead is someone with a "if you don't like me, FUCK YOU" attitude. Someone who lives eats and breathes metal, someone whos passion revolves around metal, in my oppinion, the true definition of a metalhead, is someone who respects themselves, and others who live amongst them. We as metalheas have no boundaries, and will not obey to your plain society, we are who we choose, and no one person or any creature can controll us or our oppinions we live as people of our own free will, and that will, is metal. May it live forever.

One day, my english teacher asked me," Why did you paint your nails black?"
I respnded with,"Because I'm a fucking metalhead and we will never die."

(later that day I got a detention...)

by Netherchild May 4, 2010

metalhead

A metalhead is a fan of Heavy, Speed, Doom, Thrash, Death and Black Metal and Grindcore as well as other related genres such as AOR, Hard FM, Hard Rock or Prog Rock. Sterotypically dumb and voilent this is mainly not true. Metalhead do not like mainsteam music (e.g. nu-metal, metalcore, Pop Metal, pop, urban...). Metalhead usally wears a black band t-shirt, blue or black jeans or camo trousers or shorts, a leather or denim jacket or vest with patches and badges, may have studed black leather arm bands and jewellry of a satanist nataur.

Metalhead bands:
AC/DC,
Arch Enemy,
Black Sabbath,
Deicide,
Guns N' Roses,
Iron Maiden,
Led Zeppelin,
Metallica,
Pantera,
Slayer.

by RedBurp September 22, 2008

meathead

The alien from Meatballs Part 2.

"Me Ted."
"Meathead?"

by Qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p September 4, 2006

metalhead

Entry no. 5 in this was good, but you missed out some MAJOR bands! Erm... Motorhead, Judas Priest, to name a couple! I was born of metalheads, and i can handle my drink. I keep up wiv the folks, and they're fuckin BIKERS!!! Unlike the townies who get pissed on half a bottle of alco-pop! Any true metalhead should drink beer, beer and more beer, have an inhuman love for motorbikes and worship Black Sabbath. And be half deaf from the volume 11 music...! Oh, and here's a tip, please please please don't wear a brand-spanking squeaky new leather jacket until its worn in a bit, it makes you look like an extra for grease. Cheers.

The metalhead got so into headbanging to motorhead, he didn't notice his beer had spilt all over his jacket which already had beer and cum stains all over it. Oh well, better cover it up with another patch i suppose...!

by Altu mequera orcu March 27, 2005

metalhead

MetalHead
Stereotyped as:
-Listens to Metal(requirement, and mainly thrash)
-Doesn't give a crap
-Smokes a shitload of pot
-Drinks a crapload of beer
-Headbanging and moshing(common activities)
-Plays guitar anywhere possible
-Unabashed
-has no manners what so ever
-Parties a lot
-in a band
-clannish
-Big in the 80's
-likes sex

Attire:
Black band tees
jeans
cammo shorts
dark khaki shorts
leather or denim jackets or vests with patches
long hair
ear,lip,nose eyebrow peircings
long wallet chains

Bands:
Pantera
Metallica
Black Sabbath(ozzy osboune)
Black label society
Slayer
Kreator
Testament
God Forbid
Anthrax
Exodus
ect. ect. ect.

Yo dude yesterday while me and joe were at that pantera concert and was high we hooked up with these 2 hot as fuck metalhead chicks . . . . .ummmm . . . . . . we boned 'em hard

by ACIDIC_LORD_OF_METAL April 16, 2006