markus

extremely ugly

eww it`s Markus he has so big ears

by dumythcicc November 10, 2020

De'Markus

Generially a short African American, or just African man that generially suffers from use of preformance enhancing drugs and very, VERY small genitalia. Therefore, "De'Markus" is the Asian man of the African American community.

"In a porno, you can guess a black man's name by his height, and size of his wang. If he's short, and his ding-dong is literally concave, then his name is (most likely) De'Markus."

by TheSpyder February 5, 2012

markmusiel

A markmusiel is a donkey, or preferably an ass. It references to a person that likes to screw over people

dude he's such a markmusiel for cheating on her

by hellolover123 August 11, 2010

Markus

Markus suffers from a serious nicotine addiction and will always be a big virgin. He always complains about being single and is looking for someone to bang before he turns 17. Hopeless case.

oh yeah Markus is a massive virgin

by Bel-end October 5, 2020

Markuss

I have known a Markuss my whole life and wll this is what i think of him... Big Belly, small PP

"How was it? "bad"
"Oh it must've been a Markuss"

by kkkkkkraukkklis July 19, 2020

Markus and Martinus

They are fucking gay nibbas who have been summoned by Satan to terrorize our ears with abissmal music.

Fucking retard: I kinda like Markus and Martinus
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case

by Apehue December 23, 2019

marksman

1.some one who is an easy target for disses. basically a loser.

that wigger who acts like eminem is such a marksman

by little_miss September 30, 2006