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laming

The very act of being lame.
Quit laming and get your ass here!
by CyraX May 25, 2004
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Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010

In the opening days of February 2010, a person or persons unknown started a stupid new trend on facebook and myspace that swept through like an avalanche. Countless people posted the following status: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this in your status and the first entry for your name under comments."

This resulted in a huge influx of traffic on UD, which bogged down the site and crashed it a few times, because everyone thought it was so cool to post a glowing definition of their first name, which was submitted by some asswipe years ago. Of course, none of these lame first name definitions should have been approved in the first place, as per the UD guidelines which so many people ignore.

And yet, the worst was not over. After this, countless people began submitting first name definitions, which fell into two categories: glowing definitions of oneself or a friend, or slanderous definitions of an enemy. It was up to the editors to ensure the future of UD....
Oh man, I remember staying up all night during the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010, rejecting as many lame-ass self-serving first name definitions as I could. It seemed like they would never end. I only wish we could remove all the ones from years ago, but most have too many votes and are thus "too popular" to be nominated for removal.

Dumbass: OMG!!! This is soooo awesome! UD says I'm a wonderful, sexy, intelligent person! That's great, but I think I'll submit and even better and more specific one! And then a mean one about the girl that pushed me at recess today!

UD Editor: I'll reject them all. Please stop contributing to the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010.

Dumbass: Noooo!!! I'm shallow and weak and I need this self-esteem boost!
by klopek007 February 5, 2010
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leamington spa

Regency town in the centre of England. Some claim it's the dead centre of England, some don't. Plenty for the sightseeing tourist.. but not much for us local youngsters.

Local girls put the MING in to LeaMINGton Spa.

Actual full title is Royal Leamington Spa. But it's not royal... but there's plenty of salty spa water. Tastes like semen.
American Tourist 1: How about we go to Leamington Spa for the day?
American Tourist 2: Yeh, sounds great!

Local Kid 1: How about we do something?
Local Kid 2: There's jack to do, how about we loiter round Burger King?
by RSK August 1, 2003
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lamiglasting

"Everyone needs to get their DOT card lamiglasted"
"I am lamiglasting my DOT card right now"
by Shane N January 7, 2009
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Lhamilton

A strange and obscene mix of a lamb, a cow, and a hippopotamus. Usually Lhamiltons only come outside during night time to make ginger snaps and email people who are already asleep. Sometimes they enjoy long walks on the internet. They exist.
I cannot nullify the existence of Lhamilton.

Whoa, did you see that Lhamilton? What a ba-aad Lhamilton!
by Duckydoodles January 11, 2012
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laminites

The people who live and play in picture frames at the store, before you take them out and out your personal photos in.
Check out how happy these Laminites look in this 3 x 5. I bet they actually hate their lives.
by BamaBound December 20, 2017
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LAMIGOES

Friends for Life / Friends who travel together for Life.

This word is Derived from 'Los Amigos' + 'Goes'. 'Los Amigos' in Spanish means 'The Friends'.
If you want to Understand The True meaning of Friendship, then There is no better example than John and Joe coz, they are LAMIGOES!
by SOCIAL SAINT June 7, 2018
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