motion lotion

Motion lotion is a special lotion that the little boys use to jack off. can be found at spencers&such, comes in various scents and colors, and can be used for handjobs. supposivly, it makes the jack-off session more pleasant as the motion lotion is like lube, but specially formulated for your hand, and best friend.

Iann locked himself in the bathroom and got out the motion lotion.

by bruntanng December 28, 2005

Lotion Factory

When you cum all over a girls face and it is covered in your jiz.

Her faced looked like a fuckin lotion factory when I was done with her.

by Dano September 20, 2004

Lotion

To suck up to someone

Stop tryin to "lotion!

by Bahamian242 December 30, 2010

Lotion

when somebody acts homosexually. i.e. when a male touches another male or implies that he wants to be sexually active with said male.

you're lotion

by russjp October 27, 2010

Lotionizing

A term created in the true north, by female students at a tech school, used to describe the application of a body lotion or creme.

Katie, when you are done lotionizing, would you want to watch a movie?

by Morgan January 23, 2005

Lotion

A secret word for Marijuana. Primarily used to for talking about weed in situations where it would be considered unacceptable.

Hey whats up man, you got any lotion on you? My skin is dry. I don't but i was about to get some on my lunch break.

Man I'm super lotioned up right now.

by Incosleep July 8, 2019

Lotioning

to touch ones self for sexual pleasure or masturbate

stop lotioning yourself

by nathan kay August 2, 2008