loopty Lew

A curly, illegible signature; akin to probable Treasury Secretary Jack Lew's signature, which is likely to appear on our paper currency soon.

I signed that form you gave me.

You did? Your signature looks more like a loopty Lew.

by njg149 January 12, 2013

loft is lit

The loft of OG DANK BENTLEY IS LIT. THE LOFT IS THE MOST LIT SHED ATTIC IN DEER LAKE

Dude. The loft is lit

by Danefromschool January 20, 2016

Loot the snootch

When you ravage that pussy.

Stephanie would not let John loot the snootch.

by Blueitr August 22, 2016

Loot boner

That feeling of ecstasy when nabbing the sweet sweet loot in a game and then bragging about it on comms to all your team mates who are probably pissed at having to cover your ass for delaying them.

Specifically Nav and James.

I got me a Loot boner.
OoooOOOOoooooh! Loot... boner!

by KFC_anon February 8, 2018

loot hoover

That person on your team who gets a loot boner and sucks up all the best loot before the rest of team

There goes James, the loot hoover, sucking up all of the sweet, sweet loot!

by KFC_anon February 8, 2018

loot lama

Something from fortnite that drops ammunition shields and materials

Person 1: dude I found a loot lama
Person 2 sweet dude share the materials and ammo

by Wikipedia boiiiiii January 9, 2019

lootenant

An egotistical jerk who claims to be of somewhat "elevated" military rank, but who in reality is merely a no-account civilian who stays in the bathroom for extended periods of time.

Anyone who has reached the "pooping rank" of Lootenant Commander should either drastically alter his diet or seek medical help from a licensed gastroenterologist!

by QuacksO February 8, 2019