loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Loner Boner

When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.

Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!

by Poonsquasher2.0 January 10, 2012

Loner phone

The replacement phone you receive when you send your normal phone to the company to fix it.

"Hey, dude whatsup?"
"Not much, my iPhone broke so I got a loner phone."
"I see."
"Loner phones suck!"

by sam34 March 26, 2009

lincoln logger

when you take a poop that is so large it needs to be broken up by a lincoln logger in order to be flushed

Wow that lincoln logger was so big i had to use a stick and break it up before i flushed

by Mallie November 28, 2005

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

by simskizzle November 4, 2011

Longer Than Frozen Turkey

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time

"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"

by Crystal Lee January 4, 2008

Logger

A person works in the forest harvesting timber.

That logger is harvesting trees off that job site.

by Jeff Asel December 9, 2008