Ninja Library 

The quietest place on earth.

I'm really surprised at how things are at the Ninja Library, very quiet !

Ninja Library by izcool May 10, 2008

Food library

The contents of your fridge.

Grab me that beer out the food library

Food library by Gonz989 March 29, 2020

Glue Library 

A Garry's Mod addon that used to be download and loved by most of the gmod community. But now it's a one way ticket to see the Goatse image without having to visit the website.

I saw the Goatse picture after i subscribed to the Glue Library addon for Garry's Mod

Glue Library by Wade19 June 25, 2022

The Library 

When you go on the internet (typically YouTube) to troll scene kids by having an opinion by saying things like "scene kids r gay" or "Asking Alexandria fucking sucks" then waiting for a reply that will probably be the length of a short novel, telling you how scene kids are original and you don't know what kind of problems they go through and so forth. The library technique could be used for any group that gets easily butt hurt not just scene kids, but their the easiest to get books from.

Alex:Hey did you see my comment on why I hate scene kids?
David: Hell yeah dude that girl Adriana Abomination left you a book! You were in the library lol.

The Library by TheJudgeTheJury June 7, 2013

Cock Library 

A party or social gathering which has a lopsided ratio of males over females, where, like books in a library, a female can peruse the selection of "cocks", taking one for her use as she desires.

Mike : "I was about to head over to your place, how's the party looking?"

Tony : "I wouldn't bother man, it's mostly dudes, a total cock library."

Cock Library by DIII July 25, 2008

Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

Sorting books in a burning library by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009

Homer Babbidge Library 

A large public library located on the campus of the University of Connecticut in Storrs, CT used primarily for sleeping and having sex.

"Lets have go have sex in Homer Babbidge Library, Jenny! You know, the place with all the books."

Homer Babbidge Library by slaxhere April 8, 2009