The Kunde

A giant, infectious, four-limbed insect covered in skin.

Holy crap! Did you see The Kunde cross the stage?! One minute it was there and then POOF it was gone!

by Actaeon170 February 20, 2012

hugo kinder

Mr steal your girl just ask Henry

hugo kinder is just a beast

by Martinocosvegehe September 16, 2020

amogus kinderjoy

amogus kinderjoy is when u could win a kinderjoy egg from an amogus game

aidan: if u vote for val i will give u kinderjoy
elmo: OKAY YAY AMOGUS KINDERJOY

by ur moms hot and gay af March 11, 2022

Dirty kinder egg

When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table

Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget

by IcantGetItOnInBed April 21, 2022

kinder

when someone has a blonde moment, its called a kinder moment. it means someone whos blonde on the inside but not blonde on the outside. its refering to the kinder surprise chocolate eggs which are milk chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside.

"holy crap, i just had a kinder moment."

"god! stop being such a kinder!"

by Haimi Malu November 3, 2009

Kundermuff

a woman who either bothers, annoys, takes advantage of, or angers someone to the point at which the person using the word has lost all sense of self and would now give anything to have this women tied up and beaten, horribly embarrassed, choked out, gang-banged, throat-fucked, railed out(means to fuck a woman to the point of screaming herself hoarse), chewed out(means to fuck a woman, only to depart just seconds after ejaculation), molly whopped(means to fuck a women and repeatedly beat her with a mop until you cum inside her....no condom), or have something really disturbing happen to her entire family.

"I can't believe she would actually do that to me... that fucking Kundermuff bitch."

"That splinted cuffed Kundermuff just ran her little bitch mouth again... not cool you hoe... you dirty...dirty...dirty heart-breaking skank shank. You deserve every second of pain because of all the horrible hurtful shit that you've been putting me through. You betrayed me.... how could you?"

by Chris Sheffler January 28, 2010

Kinderwasser

German for baby water. Male ejaculate.

Excuse me ladies who would like a load of my kinderwasser.

by Mud Pussy May 7, 2018