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jive turkey

Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.
Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.
by shavov5 December 28, 2013
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Jive Chops

A derogatory term for someone who is a position of power over you but in all reality is no more important than you are.
Boss: "You really need to get to work"
Employee: "Whatcha talkin' 'bout, jive chops?"
by thereal S November 23, 2011
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Joliver

A ship name for two people who are rumoured to have a big ass crush on each other, however, this is not necessarily true. One person massively rejects all evidence to back up this point, but on the inside thinks "oh wow, (insert name here) is right, they do like me". Around 14 million people notify this person daily of this fact, yet it is still rejected. The other person cries at night due to the severe rejection from their one true love.
Person A: It's so obvious that he likes you, we'll just call you Joliver from now on lol
Person B (subject): No! He's a big ass greebo and I won't accept this!
Person A: lol ok then, whatever you say.
by yourmumisahermaphrodietortoise February 6, 2019
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Jive Turkey

A secret communist Turkish settlement for all those speaking jive. The inhabitants of this nation are known as Jive Turks.
Jive Turk: Airport security spent 20 minutes frisking me just because I'm from Jive Turkey.
by Jive Turk April 16, 2005
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Jive Talk

An awesome funk-rock band out of Vancouver, B.C., who know how to get funky and make all the mothalickas dance. Featuring Jared "The Jive General", Nick "The Grand Lanyon", Eric "Bonafide" Busto and Tak "The Groove Machine" Komiya. Breaking onto the scene with their EP "Welcome to Jiveland", they play local bars, lounges, and other venues.
Man: Hot damn, that was one rowdy show!

Woman: They're the bee's knees, ain't no honky who won't be gettin down for Jive Talk.
by Honkysammich January 25, 2011
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jaiveer

jaiveer is a total doofus who loves poop he akso loves girls a lot
he is soo jaiveerish
by wastewqste' October 6, 2020
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Juive

Something smooth and tasty and stylish (usually a European man!)
Jodie: I like the look of him!
Kasey: Yeah if you go for the juive type I spose.
by Sophsta September 9, 2003
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