jeff

looks stupendous in blue

person: dude jeff’s wearing blue
other person: holy crap

by bluerose May 17, 2018

Jeffery jar

A jar mixed with shake of all different kinds of weed

Person 1: “I made you a jeffery jar to smoke”
Person 2: “Sweet dude. I’ve always wanted to smoke a jeffery jar blunt.”

by 420cutie April 25, 2019

Jeffing

A Columbia Missouri based term referring to the action of leading someone to think you are interested in them sexually or relationship wise for the sake of attention or popularity. Can also be reffered to as flirting without wanting an outcome.

Kate has really been jeffing with alot of guys recently, shame they won't get anything out of it.

by Cannonbolt June 28, 2019

JeffHindla

An extremely powerful and horny man with an unholy and otherworldly energy. Causes modest radiation damage to nearby wildlife within 2.76 nautical miles. Should be feared and confrontation would result in infatuation and in rare cases, death. Has been on the FBI most wanted list in Puerto Rico between 2006-2009. Has been quoted by John Madden as “... he’s Herculean... he... fucked my wife” ~John Madden on JeffHindla fucking his wife. The bottom line is JeffHindla is the almighty force that holds the fibres of this mere universe together.

Are you okay dude?

No... JeffHindla fucked my girlfriend.

Shit, time to move on...

by Olgabot September 5, 2019

Jeff chan

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Nathan had a Jeff chan moment when he asked "What is netorare"

by Raikasso69 May 8, 2021

Jeffk

Something Awful's old advice columnist/video game mogul, best known for his absolute ineptitude when it comes to spelling correctly. Jeff K would type something like, "Wow, what a great tasting sandwich you made" to "WOW, WAHT A GRET TASTIGN SADNWITCH YUO MAED!!!!!!" We don't see Jeff that much anymore on SA. I wonder where he has gone to.

YES YUO MAY MAKE A WEBPAEG TO WORSHIP JEFF K TEH CYCLOPES WHO IS 40 FEET
TALLS AND SHOTS FIRES LASARS FROM HIS EYE WHICH DOES NOT CAUSE DISORIENtATION OR LOSS OPF DEPTH
PERCEPTAIN UNLIKE WHAT COMMAN MEDICAL THEORY DICTATES!!!!

by Linc April 4, 2004

Jeff Hardy

A enigmatic pro wrestler best known for his "dare devil" style, especially in hardcore ladder matches. He worked w/WWE from '94 to '03 and, if used properly, would have been a much bigger star there. He's been working w/NWA-TNA since '04. Although he did experiment w/drugs, he's currently clean despite what internet Hardy-haters say. Fuck them!

"Welcome to the future."

by Herman Diaz April 7, 2005