terminal illness

on one side, Scott the Woz
on the other side, Jontron

"Scott the Woz... sounds a bit like a terminal illness to me"
Jontron, flex tape 2

by W O K E Patrick September 15, 2020

Mental illness

A metaphoric and ad-hoc term for human suffering used paradoxically alongside "psychiatric disorder" and is often force applied just prior to what UN definition defines as psychiatric torture. There's no way of proving a "mental illness" but that won't stop Janet on facebook claiming you're "mentally ill" and "need treatment" AKA chemical or electrical alteration, just because you offended her primitive sense of reality and humour. Logic has never stopped a psychiatrist either.

"Well I disagree with your premise. I also possibly can not negate it! I may be gas-lighting you or engaging purely for personal gain or profit. Yes, I am probably attempting to discredit you rather than the premise or the experience by using pseudo-professional psychiatric character assassinations, and there may be no way to prove it but you sir have a mental illness"!

"I don't like your politics, you are mentally ill"

"If you don't take your joy pill you'll express your true feelings then get mental illness. Off to the psikhushkas!"

"Difficult childhood, because mental illness. Wait, no, that was a false biological causation".

"Your child won't act like an adult? Give him this kiddy speed for his mental illness, you're welcome."

by EndPsych May 17, 2017

ilikegirls5

A person who gets caught checking out his neighbor sun tanning; gets caught telling his friend that his mom is a MILF; gets caught masturbating in a Macy's dressing room, and who's sister is a Hooters girl.

Oh my gosh! You jerked it in a dressing room? You're an ilikegirls5!

by xLyRiKaLx September 19, 2003

ilikeurbandshirt

a bitch

oh you like ilikeurbandshirt? ew.

by toefetish5 August 29, 2021

theomania illness

you think your god!!! the almighty creator!!!

*mental guy walks up into the loony bin* and says i have created all of you!!!!*nurse comes in and gives him a shot saying how he has theomania illness and not to worry about him*

by misunderstood April 18, 2006

check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

by vee stevens March 18, 2005

iliveformikasa

iliveformikasa is a really sweet girl on tiktok who deserves someone who will bake her a cake every day and wake her up to strawberries with breakfast. For your own safety do not mention mint chocolate chip ice cream around her or say the words "can i be honest with you?". No further explanation, just stay safe.❤️

"Hey, are you following iliveformikasa on tiktok?"

"Yeah, we're mutuals."

by orange.soda.man June 14, 2021