Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".

As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.

by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013

hurbert

A cool but shy person with a good heart and a good sense of humor and also a really good friend.

Hurbert is so funny

by thus types May 18, 2021

Heubert

Heubert is the kind of guy that will give you the world, write you a song, and eventually, you'll leave him for some better guy. But, Heubert is some kind of glue that never leaves its bond. He's a solid friend, brother, and boyfriend. He got bright ideas that help people and his peers.

Never make him angry, he'll imitate the way you are evil.

The smart guy, Heubert?

by HelloWordHell October 21, 2021

Hubermanite

Someone who practically worships high quality peer-reviewed scientific work, and the people that do it. (Such Dr. Andrew Huberman.

I'm not religious in the traditional sense. I'm more of a Hubermanite.

by Lollie Dot Com November 2, 2021

Huebert

Huebert is a very unkind person and very racist and misogynist he supports the kkk.

Man that guy is such a Huebert

by Keithy MEOW November 23, 2022

Huberman Husband

A husband who actively follows protocols based around peer-reviewed science in their daily life mainly from the Dr Andrew Huberman podcast.

This includes 20 minutes of morning sunlight, cold exposure, a myriad of supplements, sleeping with mouth tape, etc.

If all protocols are followed work and relationships will have to be squeezed in.

"I'm looking for a Huberman husband"

by too_hot_to_handle November 6, 2023

dick huertz

the kid you want to blast in his throat

Danny thinks Bobby is a dick huertz.

by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010