honking

Deaf people talking, or trying to.

Many people who are legally "deaf" can hear very limited frequency ranges, so their vocal patterns formed around the frequencies they were able to distinguish as a kid. Their speech sounds muted and does not contain details such as the sharpness of a hard "j" or "s" for example. The flat sound of this speech is usually referred to as honking since that's what it sounds like.

"Fucking deafies, nobody understands their honking."

by Razor Scooter Kid March 19, 2010

hiking

outdoors, that is, usually not on your property.

this is impossible in urban areas, because being undetected is a top priority

fizzle my nizzle

by Rosh April 20, 2003

Honking

The action of driving around the city pressing the horn on a car when the San Antonio Spurs win a basketball game.

"Do you wanna go honking?"
"If the spurs win."

by Lucylily1 June 6, 2014

hiking the appalachian trail

To say you are doing something/anything other than what you are actually doing at the time. A lie to avoid embarrassment or repercussion.

Gov. Sanford of South Carolina was reportedly "hiking the appalachian trail", but in reality was shackin' up in Argentina. On Father's Day to boot!

by Beach Rhino June 24, 2009

hiking the Appalachian Trail

A pharse used to describe an extra martial afffair that you are hiding but are really out of the country.

The governor of SC was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend.

by philipc76 June 25, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Any cover story a politician or other person of power uses when cheating on that person's spouse.

From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.

What happened to the senator this weekend?

He's off hiking the Appalachian Trail *wink*

by Colby B. June 24, 2009

Hanking

Something or someone that is unbelievably nasty in either smell or appearance.

I found your jockstrap in the laundry basket. It was HANKING.

by hublotelite July 26, 2012