heina 

Male referring to his girlfriend. Term of endearment. My woman, queen, highness, above all other women. Slang for fine bitch, main bitch.

Stayin in tonight, just me and my heina.

Ellos van a buscar heinas.

heina by chella April 1, 2005

Heinekurine infection 

When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.

I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.

Heinekurine infection by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

Heiner 

A mildly offensive insult, popular in the US Midwest. Interchangeable with any of thousands of other generic insults like dillhole or asshat.

"Joe keeps hanging around drinking all my beer and asking to borrow money. What a heiner."

Heiner by CabronDeOz July 4, 2009

Heine 

1. Short for Heineken beer. An example of which can be found in the introductory lyrics to Weezer's "Say It Ain't So". 2. Another word for ass.

1. Honey, grab me a Heine from the icebox then cook me up some dinner. 2. After grabbing the brew from the icebox instead of dinner how about giving me a little Heine?

Heine by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Heinekeg 

The limited time five liter kegs offered by Heineken. Filled with approximately 19.7 regular glasses of beer. Though it claims to last 30 days after the first glass, if you leave it anywhere close to that the beer tastes like metal.

"Is that Heineken? In a Heinekeg?"

"Once you tap the Heinekeg, you finish the Heinekeg."

"Heinekeg, motherfuckers!"

Heinekeg by BriVal December 9, 2008

heineken houdini 

when someone disappears at some point during a night out, usually without telling anyone, or if they do they will say they are going to the toilet or bar and then just go home.

"where's phil?"
"dunno man, he said he was gonna get a drink about half an hour ago so probably done a heineken houdini"

heineken houdini by edward scott October 19, 2005

Heinous Anus 

When someone has HELLACIOUS gas!

Jake gave Jamie a Dutch Oven, and she screamed, "OH MY GOD!! You have heinous anus!!!"

Heinous Anus by Two-Hands October 21, 2009