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Mothman shit happening

strange occurances on road trips, particularly near Kinston, NC
"Holy shit, Mason, we're lost....this is some Mothman shit happening"
by Heather June 10, 2003
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You and the captain, make it happen

1. Originally the slogan of the children's cereal Captain Crunch, wherein the hungry kid is taken aboard the Captain's ship and receives Captain Crunch; thus the kid is no longer hungry.

2. Referring to a night of drinking Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum .
-Infers you got(or will get) some action as a result of drinking Captain.
Kids - "Captain Crunch!"
Captain Crunch - "You and the captain, make it happen."

"Bro, I hooked up with this hot ass girl last night."
"Hey, you and the captain, make it happen."
by Jack Daniels Northrup April 23, 2006
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happles

happy + apples = happles
bob -happles

jane -what?

bob -happyness + apples = happles, durrr
by james hogan October 3, 2007
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Happier than a dog with two dicks

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.
by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010
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The Happening

Mark Wahlberg's biggest mistake.
Mark's Agent: Mark, I got you a part in "the happening". Its about plants that make people kill themselves
Mark: Well, it can't be that bad...
by t-man253 October 22, 2010
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what happens in vegas

Usually followed by 'stays in Vegas' - the details events of a weekend or short amount of time a person spent out of town are suppressed. The term would usually refer to someone going by themselves or with friends for a weekend in Las Vegas, Nevada, but you could apply it to another city/town if the other person knew what you were referring to.
"Whoa you twisted your pelvis while you're away? How did that happen"

"What happens in Vegas..."
by mun-b April 16, 2008
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shit happens

my outlook on life

and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens
shit happens, usually to me, so you'll be alright
by emily laura June 24, 2005
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