Grunk

An extremely vulgar and derogatory word used to refer to a person born out of a rape. Often used for a person regarded as unwanted and useless to society or someone naturally cruel and purely horrid. Can also be used to insult one's father.

Mathew throws football at Damien's head
Damien: "Do that again and I'll kill you"
Mathew: "No you won't you filthy grunk"
Teacher:"How dare you?! Suspension!!!"

by anonymous December 31, 2020

Grunga

Grunga is a figure of speech to represent someone who does not have sex, but instead, he fucks

Jared sure was a grunga today.

by Empiaa February 8, 2021

GRUNDAR

Adjective defining a device or contraption that is extremely crude but effective; cave-man engineering.

Foon J. Cracker felt using a steam hammer to kill basement rats was very Grundar...but he couldn't argue with the results.

by Foon J Cracker March 14, 2021

Grunk Snider

Very old man

Have you heard of my good friend grunk snider.

by hrunk May 9, 2021

Grunked

When you are grappled, or incapacitated, in D&D with a creature's tongue.

If you're swallowed that's when you know: You got grunked hard

Ah, the Mohrg's got me...
Shit man, you've been grunked.

Damn that frog grunked me hard

by John Roleplay June 7, 2021

gronkage

1. Gronkage (adj)
Pron. Gronk-idge
The degree to which one bears gronk-like qualities.

2. Gronkage (noun)
Pron. Gronk-are-gay
Like a Hokage, but instead of ninja he/she runs a dojo of gronks-in-training.

3. Gronkage (adj. 2)
Pron. Gronk-idge
Activities which require the one performing them to possess gronkage ^(1).

1. Gronks typically possess a large amount of gronkage.

2. The local Gronkage can often be seen performing public displays of gronkage.

3. Gronkage is frowned upon or laughed at in mockery of the gronks in gronkage.

by Cuntos 420 July 26, 2021

Grunk

To hit or destroy someone's kneecaps using a baseball bat, a metal pipe or something similar.

He's so annoying... If he doesn't watch out I'm going to grunk him.

by Brokko September 3, 2021