Freelancer

An individual who attends a social gathering without money or his own party items and never generally has these things at other gatherings that will ask other individuals at said gathering for their items I.e cigarettes, liquor

“Hey watch out for John over there he’s a real freelancer if you know what I mean”

by Rooroox October 2, 2020

happy feels

An emotional and or physical feeling of happiness.

That cheese burger from your happy meal gave me happy feels. Thanks bruh!

by Mightyrighthand May 24, 2016

Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees

Any above is the name given to a man who travels from Shaka, Sicily to East Boston, Massachusetts, and it’s neo enclave of greasers and goombahs, in their late 60’s and up who frequent a place called “The Nationale,” the home of the last surviving mullet hair cut in East Boston purportedly possessed by the legend himself known as the “Butana.” Freesh, Free is a pseudonym as his real name is only known to a select few, and is akin to knowledge contained in the Vatican files. When word of his impending arrival is passed through the enclaves of the Neo Goombah community many an old timer line the streets around the Cafe Italia and the Nationale in hopes of a waive or a greeting from him. A select few will be allowed to travel in the Vinegar Pepper Limousine, in the company of “Sal the Fish,” rumored to be on par with Hefner when it comes to adoration from women, “The Worlds Smartest Man” HP, and on occasion “Giovanni née née” to the Alitalia baggage claim at Terminal E in Logan Air Port, to witness the arrival of, the myth and legend. In this insular community his arrival is similar to that of the Pope, British Royalty or perhaps the King of Burundi or of Zamunda. Often this community speaks a lost form of broken jibberish, which many scholars only conclude is a form of broken English, with a slang Boston accent, along with tribal Italian that is broken and nonsensical that mostly sounds like the speech of the intellectually challenged or mentally and developmentally impaired.

Hey you going to the Airport to see Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees come in from Sicily?

by Nunzio Incerto April 11, 2022

crusty freeloading

When a homeless man or several homeless men copulate with a baglady and ejaculate on her face/body!

I saw some crackhead crusty freeloading in D.C. this weekend.

by Genivieve February 4, 2003

freeloader

someone who taps all your drinks, fags and eats you out of house and home , never pays you back, then when uve ran out leaves to freeload off some one else.

look at that mark g, hes been here all night, turned up empty handed and drank the fridge dry, hes a right bloody freeloader.

by legend13 April 21, 2010

Freeloader

(n) a person who by nature is parasitical, a nuisance, and a waste of natural or any other kind of resources. does not bring any kind of benefit to the household or community of which they belong to. normally an asshole by trait and nature

Even though Stanley Luna has a job, he is the biggest freeloader ever since he is only a nuisance to his family

by DRGenius November 9, 2010

FreeLancing

1. To perform a task on your own away from a company.
2. An independent worker.

3. To urinate without using your hands.

"a free lance photographer takes pictures and sells them to companys without being affiliated with them"

Toilet: "Hey Paul check it out, I'm freelancing!"

by AnthonyM May 21, 2005