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Fatass

If fatass Emilio sits on you, you will die!
by Emiliofatass February 18, 2020
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Diseased Fatass

a gluttonous, egotistical, insecure slob who eats an uncontrollable amount of food and claims to be an athlete. these sports acclaimed to be his/her calling may be soccer, basketball, or lacrosse. One might even overdress for certain occasions because of its insecurities. A Diseased Fatass is often prude and lazy. They even act black and hate on everyone else around them.
YOU TOOK MY SANDWICH!!!!!! YOU DISEASED FATASS!!!!!!!!
by Jerome Xtra November 21, 2011
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headass fatass nigga

Gustavo is suh a headass fatass nigga in siege
by endlessnigga December 17, 2018
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pan fatality

to decapitate someone with the edge of a frying pan
by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF August 4, 2020
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Newton's Fatal

When you are double penetrating with your best mate, and your balls collide with one another, like a Newton's Cradle.

Instead of demonstrating the conservation of momentum and the conservation of energy, the collision of the two hairy ball bags sets off a catastrophic reaction, in turn causes the receiving party of said penetration to inflate like a blow up doll. This is due to the uncontrollable amount of semen created by the Newton's fatal.

If you are unable to visualise the inflated party in this scenario, it's fairly similar to when Violet Beauregarde turns into a Giant Blueberry. Although, the mass of the seminal fluid will ground the person in question, preventing them from floating up into the atmosphere
Melanie won't be in work today, she's suffered a Newton's Fatal.
by JBunnie February 16, 2022
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fataract

A fataract is an opacity that develops in the crystalline lens of the eye or in its envelope. It is caused when an individual is so fat that lard begins to cover the lens of the eye. Similar to the age caused cataract, the vision in the affected eye becomes blurry and can reach blindness. Most often caused by late night food runs when drunk or high. Usually leads to fucking ugly fat chicks or undesireable slam pigs.
Curinga nailed another fat chick last night after he ate Hardee's. That dude must have some serious fataracts.
by clamblaster December 18, 2007
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fatability

The probability that a perfectly fuckable hottie will turn into a donut munching fat ass.
Erica's smokin' hot but you better hit that now cause she's got serious fatability.
by tditty January 20, 2009
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