by ilerminerty May 22, 2015
Get the buttery flapjacks mug.When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack
Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!
by Derpknight May 1, 2016
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Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.
Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019
Get the Human Flapjacking mug.When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.
"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"
by Bill Butlicker November 18, 2021
Get the Rusty Flapjack mug.When you dip your testicles in maple syrup and proceed to cover your friends morning pancakes with the testicle syrup.
I served some Norwegian Flapjacks to my buddies this morning. They were picking pubes out of their teeth for hours.
by Daddypengy April 19, 2022
Get the Norwegian Flapjacks mug.When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack
I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack
by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016
Get the PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK mug.When a male ejaculates onto a womans back, lets it dry, then proceeds to peel the product off her back and make her eat it.
by Eric Lex December 10, 2007
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