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Caught on the Fumble

When someone is supposed to be listening to another person's conversation, when really they are thinking of something else (often of something innapropriate of the conversation itself), and are asked a certain question relative to the topic you were supposed to be listening to. that causes you to draw a big, huge blank.

When you come up with a quick, sudden distraction to avoid having to actually answer the question (and thus look like an idiot and/or get in trouble), the name for that action is to Dodge the Fumble or dodging the fumble.
Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) Dodged the fumble there, John...
by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009
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Frimble

-noun
The movement that occurs when two people confront each other, traveling in opposite directions, towards eachother on the same path, in which niether person can decide on which side to pass the other. Both people choose to pass eachother on the same side, and simultaneously decide to pass on the other side, creating an awkward back and forth motion, which continues until one tells the other specifically which direction he/she will go, or one physically grabs the other and places him/her on the opposite side of himself/herself to pass.
ex. Sorry I was late; I was caught in a frimble on the way to class.

ex. That was an awkward frimble.

ex. Woah, frimble.

ex. I wasn't trying to B-Bux him; I was just caught in a frimble.
by P. McGillicuddy December 12, 2009
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fumblez

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that guy is a fumblez
by krablejacks November 24, 2011
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Famble

having a fake blackjack famble game at your house with friends.
by beniboy500 August 1, 2012
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Tuck and Fumble Technique

The act of using warming lubricants and massaging them on your testicles and a designated anal crevice and then placing them inside said crevice to achieve pleasure and orgasm.
Dude, Those two kids attempted the tuck and fumble technique! They're so gay!
by Societal Truth June 5, 2011
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Derek Russel Fimbel

Person: Lead vocalist and Sub-synth base player for the World famous techno band "Pigeon Village"

Adjective: (Derelique)
"Wow, that sweater-vest is SO Derelique! Did that belong to Derek Russel Fimbel himself?"
by Banana King 123 May 14, 2012
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fumble

Certain people trying to acquire a certain person who is available, or scoop them up. They wait until a breakup or until they are available, and then run in and try to scoop it real quick"
"Noah tried to pick up Ella's fumble. He dived on the ground to try to get it"
by micdeeznutzzzzz March 24, 2016
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