feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

ticket feces

The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.

What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.

by FlickMontana September 29, 2014

liquid feces

Synonym for Diarrhea. Tasty brown shit. Highest of qualities.

Frank: Hey are you going to the bathroom?
John: Yeah I have to spray some liquid Feces.
Frank: Save some of that shit for me!

by ButtMunchGuy January 30, 2015

liquid feces

Synonym for Diarrhea. Tasty brown shit. Highest of qualities.

Frank: Hey are you going to the bathroom?
John: Yeah I have to spray some liquid Feces.
Frank: Save some of that shit for me!

by ButtMunchGuy January 30, 2015

Feces

Feces is a synonym for poo.

This virus is only contagious from feces

by Furmmy654 December 20, 2018

feces cancer

When someone holds in feces for an extremely long time, they develope rips in the anal wall and feces particles enter the rip causing infection then cancer...

Daniel has feces cancer from the flood

by DarkyDark9447 August 12, 2018

Feces

Basically, poop n' shit.

"Eww, what's that smell?"
"I pooped my pants. It smells like feces."

by Sir_Busington October 15, 2019