Earth

A decent-sized orb that humans happen to live on. It is quite dangerous considering lots of people die there. The Earth revolves around the sun, but the sun needs to stfu because it is a pick-me and it's not always the center of attention.

Hello bob, where do you live?
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.

by anonymous March 25, 2023

Earth

A beautiful gift that humans are destroying. We need to take action and save this amazing planet.

Human: I'm a careless idiot who dug up the earth

Any animal: fuck you.

by EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH May 23, 2023

Earth

Big round ball infested with termites (us)

I licked the earth

by Someone not me September 9, 2023

earth

a charity song by lil dicky released in 2019, and also a planet. they both kinda suck

person 1: jesus earth is awful
person 2: yeah man i hate that song

by dap_pad November 9, 2024

earth

A house where you're held hostage by 8 billion gay and retarded roommates.

Living on earth sucks but I can't afford a house in the afterlife.

by Kooyle January 21, 2024

Earth

The (FLAT) planet you live on and one moon(WE NEVER LANDED ON IT).Some people say that “the earth is round”.DO NOT BELIEVE THEM THEY ARE GOVERNMENT SPYS.

The earth is the third planet in our solar system is the only flat one.

by Epicman January 22, 2024

Earth

What up, world?
It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific
Uh, I'm a human
And I just wanted to, you know
For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
Just wanted to say
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?
I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)
How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)
I'm a fat, fucking pig
I'm a common fungus
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up
And I'm Kanye West
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead
We're just some rhinos, horny as heck
I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?
Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day, up and down with you
I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk
What the fuck? I'm a clam!
I'm a wolf. Howl!
I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut
And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)
Giddee-up, let's ride
I'm HPV, don't let me in

I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute
We love you, India
We love you, Africa
We love the Chinese
We forgive you, Germany
Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)
We love the Earth (We love the Earth)
It is our home (Home)
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth
I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me?
(Anyone out there? Hello?)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know shit
(What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love the cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh)
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet
Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum
Amamos la tierra
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same

by I like Guacamole February 7, 2024