Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson August 14, 2009

Dragging the plow

To not open the jaw wide enough and scrape the teeth along a penis whilst giving oral sex to a guy.

I was almost there, but then she started dragging the plow.

by Mrs Plow March 6, 2010

dragging the comet

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.

"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."

by The Sikness December 27, 2012

Digging Deeper

Coital positioning that allows for maximum penile depth.

I was digging deeper last night when that Ho hooked her legs around my neck. Next thing she’s yelling you are pounding my cervix.

He was a power bottom and shower no end to his gut rearrangement when I was digging deeper.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

Gold digging

You and your friends pick your noses and whoever pulls out the smallest booger has to eat there’s and all the other boogers

Gold digging is my favorite activity. One time I played with Bob Ross and I hate to eat a booger bigger than his sexy fro

by billy baby 333 March 16, 2020

left leg dragging

heavy artillery that prevents a man from walking fast because of rested weight on the left leg.

Woman: Did you see that man walking down the street?

Woman's friend: Yes, and he was walking slowly.

Woman: He suffers from left leg dragging because he has a large dick!

Woman's friend: He is carrying serious weight!

by Princess L November 9, 2007

drogging

When a drunk person writes a blog entry under the influence.

Jeff found himself drogging on MySpace after drowning his sorrows as a result of breaking up with his girlfriend.

by Alfred Becerra a.k.a. Alfredeus a.k.a. TheMunDial January 22, 2007