Douchcanno

Anyone who is a dick, asshole, or jerk. Or most men.

God, Tristian is such a douchcanno for what he did to Jordan.

by DirtypeckerDrpepper March 23, 2017

Douchebang

noun or verb, to refer to a messed up situation or person in low regard.

"That game is a huge douchebang."

"What a douchebang!"

by MisterTim December 10, 2009

douchealoop

-noun

the act of douching with friends at a social gathering; can also be used as a derogatory term

1) Hey Jill, this douchealoop has been great! Now, can you pass the douche?

2) Zach, quit being a douchealoop!

by Micah Perry August 7, 2007

douchecanoe

Vagina, because the inner lips of a spread vulva form a shape resembling a canoe, and... the rest is obvious. Also used as a generic, fun-sounding term of insult in any context where one might use the word "cunt", "pussy", "twat", etc.

John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.

by Wango Zango July 3, 2011

douchenannerpuss

(v)-to douche during nannerpuss.

"i did something really embarrassing today..."
"what?"
"douchenannerpuss"
"omfg!"

by Bridgette?! March 9, 2009

Douchecanoe

A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!

The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer.

by Human resources January 11, 2020

Urban Douchemonger

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by Charles xavier whiskers IV October 23, 2011