dousche waffle

some guys use a dousche to add flavor to their waffles after it is used

John made dousche waffles and they tasted like Stacy's vagina.

by jam fizzle April 22, 2006

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus

longest word ever know to man. You would say this when something good or great just happened or is going to happen.

1.) This pie is super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus.
2.) I have a feeling this is going to be the super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doshus time of my life!

by Your Mom May 27, 2004

douschebox

Pron: Do-ssh-box douschebox : a term to describe a male or female who deserves a stronger verbal checking than a regular doushebag allows. Typically used when referring Hollywood MTV celebutards. SOURCE OF TERM: Spencer Pratt.

Spencer Pratt - he's a douschebox.

by Sir Pabz October 30, 2007

Donche

This word means whatever the user wants it to mean.

Eg.

"Guy About to score a try"

Danny: Quick joe, Donche him !!!
Joe: Ok !!!!

"Man Gets Donched" !!!

by joegandolf November 15, 2009

dousche fuck

a douche and a fucker in one

Me-Roll you dousche fuck(Saying to friend as he takes forever to roll in monpoly

by ry8an9 October 17, 2008

Dousche Canoe

The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.

Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.

Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.

by Ohheyo July 14, 2014

Dorschitis

A serious mental condition, mostly genetic but also very contagious. Symptoms include: extreme stupidity (saying and doing really dumb stuff), alcoholism and being a huge slut.

"God that dumb bitch won't stop whoring herself around the office! I think she has Dorschitis."

by The Best Dressed, Best Lookin Mother Fucker Around December 9, 2008