deuce

A piece of human feces.

Dude, i'll be back, I need to go drop a deuce

by Gman82 April 20, 2007

Deuce

sounds like the spanish word for 2 dos
,so anything to do with 2

let me take out my deuce deuce

by PUSSY IS THE BEST LIKE LA September 15, 2005

deuce

When you are in a group about to smoke some weed, "deuce!" is called after the blunt or spliff is rolled up to gain status as second in line to hit it (after the roller). If called out before it is fully rolled, it will result in the person getting bitch (last in line to hit it). Proceeded with Treys for third, Quads for fourth, ect...

(Group of 5 people, Blunt is finished being rolled by person 1)
person 2: Deuce!
person 3: Treys!
person 4: awww man...

by whats_a_pseudonym2 January 6, 2009

deuce

It's a game. If someone says something stupid a person yells out "deuce" and slaps the person that said the stupid remark 2 times in the back and once in the head.

guy #1-I'm eat pussy!
guy#2-DEUCE!
(GUY#2 SLAPS gUY #1 in on the back twice and slaps him once in the head.
guy#1-ouch that hurt!

by Plan B aka Plan Bizzle May 13, 2005

Deuce

can be used in slang termanology in the san gabriel valley. SiX DEUCE SiX

reppen the six DEUCE six (626).

by prexus October 21, 2003

deuce

Another word for fecal matter, a lot of the time preceding or anteceding the words drop, dropping, or dropped.

On a dark and stormy night, Axl Rose, the lead singer of Guns N' Roses, opened the front door of his mansion to the smell of roses pervading through the air. He walked upstairs and into his bedroom to find his wife lying face down on their bed. He quickly stripped off his clothes, crouched above her, and dropped a fatty deuce on her back.

by Weezy F Burlo January 10, 2011

Deuce

A black person in New Jersey Police slang. In NJ on police reports, persons are identified by race codes 01 for white, 02 for black and 05 for hispanic. Thus, a black person is a "deuce"

1st cop : "This guy was running his mouth, so I cracked him one."
2nd cop: "A deuce?"
1st cop" "What do you think?"

by canadiandeucecurveball November 29, 2010