spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.

The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Dick Debt

When you do not have a penis, you are in Dick Debt.

“Have you seen Emily”
“Yeah she’s in dick debt”

by John Butcher1612 August 31, 2022

Debt

(noun) - Never being able to buy something you actually want.

I would buy dinner tonight, but I am in too much debt.

by jamungous October 16, 2022

debt card

a card just like credit or debit but it actually puts you deeper and deeper into debt.

Man, i really shouldnt have gotten that debt card.

by jbam555 January 21, 2022

PSDD (Perrier Sipping/Swilling Debt Dodger)

A conspicuous consumer who laments he/she "can't" pay his/her student loan or utility bills while headed out for a case of bottled water, carton of smokes, concert ticket or tattoo, etc. The thought of economizing or getting a second job to pay off debt is wholly repugnant. Much more attractive options for this type of person are federally mandated loan forgiveness, Go Fund Me campaigns, or even bankruptcy.

She spendshuge amounts on designer clothes, gourmet foods, etc., then complains she can't pay her rent. She's always looking for a way to get others to pay her bills--she's a true PSDD (Perrier sipping/swilling debt dodger)!!

by Travelingmankc April 1, 2021

Fapital Debt

When a person has a stockpile of pornography they have yet to masturbate to.

John: I'm not going out tonight.
Stacey: Why not?
John: I've got too much fapital debt.

by virtual-fatality June 24, 2025

Wet debt

When the weather was forecast to be raining now but it isn’t, and you know it’s going to absolutely piss it down later instead.

I hope it’ll be safe to drive home this evening with the wet debt.

by g4whe4thwe4thew45yh July 19, 2025