Construction Mess

It's a mess that's blamed on the construction workers but someone else may have had something to do with it...

Person 1: why is there a big pile of shit on the carpet?

Person 2: Oh it's just a Construction Mess. The workers did it (and definitely not me haha).

by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025

Construction Rape

Just the horrific dick rape smell from hard all All action out in the sun roofing smells like dick vomit donkey snot gorilla peen and fermenting rotting wet tooth rape. With a tad mix of asshole rape

"Bro my nuts were just stuck to my legs today working in the hot sun it smelled like brutal construction rape."

by sacred bj tech nigga April 6, 2024

constructive criticism

When an individual gives critisism of a piece of work in a way, which directly describe the part of the work they found inadequate or unpleasant usually backed up with arguments/their reasoning for why they found it so.

This form of critisism is often meant as a genuine help for the original creator of the work to improve in the future, though it is up to the person receiving the critisism to reflect on and see if they agree with it.

An individual who becomes enraged when receiving constructive criticism is reffered to as a "Dick"

Boy I sure am happy that someone gave me constructive criticism that I can use to reflect on my work and improve on it in the future, instead of just saying "bro this shit is fucking ass".

I should be very thankful they took the time to actually write constructive criticism that might help me gain a different perspective and see flaws in my own work, which I might have overlooked due to personal bias for my own work, instead of writing "bro this shit is fucking ass".

I really am lucky to not have my head so high up my own ass, that I am able to look at this constructive criticism and gain some valuable insight that I would not have been able to if they just wrote "BRO THIS SHIT IS FUCKING ASS".

by Tipsy Hyena April 14, 2024

majima construction

The best construction company ever, and the man who created it? The best one eyed man in the world, maybe even the best man in the world, actually not just maybe, the best man in the world, his name is goro majima, he uses breaker style, slugger style, thug style, and the mad dog of Shimano style to fight thugs in the street

I got hired by majima construction last week, it's fucking awesome

by Imbored9876 March 11, 2024

Construction chip

A natcho chip, that has no garnish and firm enough to use as a scoop.

“Ayo, look at how much food my construction chip can hold, this is like a mountain!”

by Moistbanana June 6, 2022

Construction Accidents Lawyers

If you have been injured on a construction site, whether you were working or not, you may still have a lawsuit against those who created the dangerous condition. When safety standards are not followed, equipment is poorly maintained, or job sites are not properly inspected, the risk of injuries at construction sites becomes high and you may have a case against several people o

Construction Accidents Lawyers

by sabbaghthapar June 10, 2022

meta construct

A place where you will most certainly lose your sanity.
If you wish to stick around here, you'll need to grow some extremely thick skin.
The people here can be quite relentless.
But, there is a light of hope - there are some sane, smart people here. They are however few and far between.

meta construct is a decent place to be
as long as you can handle losing your sanity

by darthkotya July 1, 2022