Commode-a-yoga

After learning yoga I found that performing some of the poses while having bowel movements help with the evacuation process.

Constipation has not been an issue since I started implementing commode-a-yoga.

by anonymous February 16, 2026

Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

Commoner’s Fame

The means of achieving fame- not through creative means or personal merits, but through often frivolous and pointless means or gimmicks. Of which, the Commoner with said Fame would practically be nothing without (apart from a vapid insufferable personality trying to cling onto their 15 minutes of fame with a vice grip).

“Oh my gosh, have you heard the Hawk Tuah girl’s Talk Tuah Podcast?”

“Lmao nah, she’s high on that Commoner’s Fame”

by aintapuppy December 4, 2025

road commode

The nastiest dirtiest slut you can imagine that everyone has had a piece of worse than a dope whore

That bitch is such a nasty road commode I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.

by Funny frog June 20, 2016

Looter commuter

Someone who comes from an outside area, to where a protest is happening, so they can loot.

Where did dave get all that stuff? Did he get his job back after covid took it?

No, he is a looter commuter now.

by Nomas Tortuga May 31, 2020

air commode

air commodore

The Air Commode (as we christened him) wanted someone to go to Achill with him …

by Delbosco October 15, 2021

Belgian Commuter Train

A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).

Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?

Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!

by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 16, 2022