Commodity rush

When a person who has been in a relationship for a long time becomes single and suddenly has a build up of people wanting to date them...most likely because the person in question was unobtainable for so long.

Kendra: "what's up with all the guys hitting on you lately?"
Korrie: "well me and Andrew just broke up after a year so it's just a commodity rush."

by KorrieKorruption April 25, 2009

commodium

when a bad situation turns to shit.

After being hit by the bicyclist, Dan found himself in a real commodium when he tripped into oncoming traffic only to be pancaked by and eighteen wheeler.

by bb2255 October 16, 2010

commodameditation

The act of reflection in the morning as you sit on the toilet staring blankly into space.

While still numb to the world I struggled out of bed and then sat on the toilet to do some serious commodameditation.

by matti57 October 13, 2011

commodity literature

Any form of writting with the sole intention of generating money, usually by exploiting current social and or market trends.

Commodity literature;
Tween novels, ie Twightlight series, Harry Potter series
Romance novel, ie anything with Fabio Lanzoni featured on the cover

by Eric shoemem January 10, 2012

Cambodian Snowcone

When you are getting head you place an ice cube in the girls mouth right before you bust your load. Cools it down for swallowing.

I don't usually give head, but when I do, I prefer a Cambodian Snowcone

by Miralé April 9, 2016

Commodeaholic

—Someone who spends too much time in the bathroom.

Hey John, hurry up in there; don’t be such a commodeaholic.

by gloopey1 August 3, 2017

Comedian syndrome

Comedian syndrome is a type of syndrome were a person could not live their life without being funny. The only way the person with the syndrome could live is by being funny. That’s the only way.

Julian: Why did you do that?🤦🏽 ♂️

Joey: I have to be funnyyyyyyyy!

Keyanuu: this nigga def has comedian syndrome.

by The Myron April 9, 2020