Chrondonesian

Slang term for chronic/marijuana. Used exclusively with high end buds like medical sativa, indica, and hybrid.

Hey dudes, I just got back from the dispensary. Want to 'moke some of that chrondonesian?

by Apprentice of Satan March 12, 2010

chronnoisseur

a connoisseur of the chronic

jack: does that chick get high?
teddy: are you kidding me? shes a straight up chronnoisseur.

by ismokewaytoomuchweed October 13, 2010

Chrondola

Any gondola at a ski resort that is safe to smoke the herb on.

A ride up the gondola on which you smoke.

Hey man, let's hit the chrondola before we go to the terrain park!

by Snowchaser August 22, 2011

chrondomaniac

Pronounced (kron-doh-may-nee-ack)
A slang term for weed or marijuana, but not just any weed. Chrondomaniac is another word for chronic; very potent, high grade marijuana, generally with red hairs in it, no seeds and high concentrations of white or opaque crystals (trichromes). Chrondomaniac is grown under perfect conditions which makes the THC (marijuana's active ingredient) level go through the roof.

Can also be plural.

Check out this chrondomaniac I picked up on today.
When are we gonna smoke some chrondomaniacs?!

by miSsyeSka September 27, 2011

chronitonic

Very high-quality weed with crazy unbelievable timely effects.

Root words:

Tonic - A slang term meaning to be hype, crazy or unbelievable.

Chronic - (1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it. (2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
Chrono - time

Shortly after ignition Jack realized these nuggets were truly the chronitonic. After a recent safety meeting Jane realized the chronitonic was the dope shit.

by chronitonic October 15, 2012

Chronologicalize

To put something in a chronological order.

Dave said, "I'm going to chronologicalize my family photo album this weekend.".

by Kuroni March 19, 2014

chronoable

Kron-oh-uh-buh l
adjective
1. capable of kiteboarding in 5 knot winds because you own an Ozone Chrono kite.

"It's blowing 5 knots. It's Chronoable! I'll be on the water having fun in 10 minutes." This will be your daily posting online to social media after checking the wind speed at your favorite kiteboarding spot. It will drive your friends insane. They will first tell you that kiting in low winds is not fun. However after seeing how much fun you are having, they will get an Ozone Chrono and become a fellow Chronie and kiteboard everyday as soon as the winds hits 5 knots.

by Matanzas Inlet March 18, 2015