Residentially challenged

A homeless person or the condition of being homeless. The politically correct and kinder way to refer to a person without a permanent residence of their own.

That cat Mike who used to be in the hood, i heard he's become residentially challenged.

by residentiallychallenged February 15, 2018

Tempe Challenge

Hitting the cigar and vape at the same time in Tempe.

Homie just hit the Tempe Challenge down the block and came back destroyed, looney. Tempe challenge got me tripping.

by Jabadoh October 10, 2023

chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

Krabby Patty Challenge

A challenge where one must go through a difficult obstacle course to get the Krabby patty secret formula (you may die)

Guy1: “This Krabby patty challenge is so hard”
Guy 2: “so are we not gonna talk about that guy 3 is currently being burnt alive?”

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022

The Hammock Challenge

A challenge that must be completed with two willing participants, preferably one male and one female. The two participants, both engaging in oral sex with one another in a 69 position, must have the male participant on the bottom. While the male is about to reach orgasm, the female must grab ahold of the male’s penis, and shoot an arch into the air with ejaculate, in which the male then must catch the flying load in his own mouth. The male then must attempt to impregnate the woman through his own mouth, thus; fully completing the hammock challenge.

Male 1: “I have some bad news…”
Male 2: “No way! What happened?!”
Male 1: “I think I impregnated my girlfriend while doing the hammock challenge…”
Male 2: “That’s awesome dude!”

by Johnny Asswipe IV October 10, 2022

ass cable

(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus

1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"

2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

Bengay Challenge

Any man worth the hair on his balls knows that the cinnamon challenge is for pussies. A much older and more venerable challenge is the Bengay Challenge. It has been attempted in fraternity houses and college dorms for generations.

The challenge: Take about a tablespoon of Bengay and apply it to your testicles.

Bengay Challenge classic tagline: "Are you a man or have you Bengay?" Put Bengay on your balls and we'll find out!"

by onehandcrabbing August 31, 2012