buttfuck

To light one's cigarette off of another's lit cigarette.

Fraternity boy 1: "How about a buttfuck?"
Fraternity boy 2: "Sure."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

buttfucking

When two people, most probably women of the eastern influence, drive down the same road, at the same speed, blocking every possible lane. Those people are buttfucking.

Damn nigga, those two chinks hella be buttfucking Almaden Expy all the way to McKean. I wanna shoot them bitches wit mah hand cannon.

by Clan Nigz January 16, 2010

buttcricket

A person of little significance whose annoyance rivals that of a cricket and the fouling nature of an elevator fart.

"Why is Brian being such a buttcricket?"
"He was born that way."

by sinzoftheflesh January 22, 2016

Alabama Buttfuck

An alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 1/2 whole milk and 1/2 cheap domestic beer of your choice.

Randy wasn't trying to get drunk, he just wanted a good old fashioned Alabama Buttfuck with the boys.

by testarossa__ August 3, 2015

backed up to West Buttfuck

when traffic has ground to a halt or crawl for many miles, usually due to rush hour, heavy construction, or a bad accident.

I'm trying really hard to make it to the show on time, but traffic on I-85 is backed up to West Buttfuck!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

buttchucks

When the buttocks are so firm and round. Having a rear end the makes other very jealous. A very strong looking backside.

The girl can sure fill out those jeans with her buttchucks.

by Toasterjam September 13, 2012

buttcracker

one who consistently shows his butt crack

I was just leaving the convenience store when I saw a gang of buttcrackers hanging out.

by MichaelMusik January 5, 2013