Bowling Alley Hot

A measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. The implication is that even though a trashy, low-class girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. It's a combo of a compliment and an insult.

-Hey bro - how about that hot-ass girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.

by Franklin Turdz October 6, 2008

Bombing the porcelain harbor

Taking a dump. A reference to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor for you who are still taught that in school. Lots of splashing and sinking of debris usually involved.

Wow, i just came from Timmy's house and after Bombing the porcelain harbor, I'm pretty sure they will retaliate.

by JoeHonus November 9, 2012

Bowling bulge

This is when you get an erection while shopping for bowling balls at dicks. Or while you are polishing your balls.

"I had the biggest bowling bulge today".

by The bowler for life July 23, 2016

bobbing for nut juice

When someone sticks their hands down their pants and licks the sweaty ball juice off their fingers

She was bobbing for nut juice

by Sherbear73 November 6, 2017

bombing of Yosemite

When Yosemite national parked was bombed by a fugitive Alaskan fisherman.

Yosemite got fucking bombed.

Bombing of Yosemite

by 263947/617484 January 5, 2023

Bobwin

A very astute word for a standard gentleman.

Alternate meaning: A groovy dance move.

Look at that magnificent bobwin.

by Blurry Doggy February 11, 2023

bedroom bowling

where the thumb is inserted into the anus and the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina to be used for foreplay stimulation

Laura and I did a little bedroom bowling last night.

by Mike41886 January 26, 2009