Burch

a fat fucking piece of shit that is constantly dicking around for doughnuts

"burch, there's no doughnuts in this house"

by analdigging March 27, 2009

Burch

1.bird shit

2. boobs, usually masculine

3. an asshole that laughs like a little pussy

1."god damnit, i got burch all over my windshield"
2."that's ahh... some nice burchies ya got there, fred"
3. what? hes an asshole

by analdigging March 27, 2009

blunch

Too late for breakfast, too early for lunch, so it's blunch.

It's 10:30, man! I've gotta get some blunch! Now!

by Awapuhi February 19, 2009

Burch

Eg. 'Burching it.'

When you fuck up so badly that you can't even begin to comprehend what you did wrong.

#1

Person 1 - 'Hey man, I heard your open relationship with your wife isn't working out and she's leaving you.'

Burch - 'Yeah, I guess she just couldn't handle coming home late every night.'

#2

Person 1 - 'So I hear that people don't really like your writing, they say it feels forced.'

Burch - 'Yeah, thanks.'

by adrgagadfg October 18, 2014

Blurghing

1. To write, or attempt to write (as the case may be), a comment or express an idea using English in an utterly incoherent language, devoid of all sense and ignoring the basic rules of grammar.
2. Typing on a web forum after drinking half a litre of a caustic chemical which has caused severe brain damage to the typist.

"I saw him drink that bottle Janola, and he started blurghing hard"

by blackletter July 24, 2008

neeeigh blurgh!

1. An aggressive insult, where the insulter makes regurgitating motions, as a woman would after guzzling too much horse cum
2. see bleugh

*Breeze misses a shot at Putt-Putt*
Group: Neeeigh blurgh!

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

blunchkin

when you are taking a crap and gettin head at the same time

my girl gave me a blunchkin and i accidentally craped on her face

by Tie money March 24, 2010