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Bluker

Plural: blukers
Pronunciation: /ˈblu .kər/

Definition:
A term reserved for individuals so devoid of self-awareness, intelligence, or basic decency that their mere presence lowers the collective IQ of a room. A bluker is not just a loser—they are the evolutionary pothole on the highway of human potential. They manage to be loud and useless simultaneously.

Usage Notes:
Calling someone a bluker isn’t just insulting them—it's classifying them. It’s not about a bad day or a single mistake. This is for the repeat offenders of stupidity. The energy vampires. The ones who act like main characters in a story no one’s reading. You don’t become a bluker by accident. You earn it—through a persistent combination of arrogance, ignorance, and being impressively, relentlessly annoying.
“He tried to explain crypto to me after losing his fifth job this year. Absolute bluker.”

“I wouldn’t trust that bluker to water a fake plant.”

Of course she ghosted again—classic bluker behavior.”
by Arcane_10.5.6.5 April 28, 2025
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