Bloon

A sentient balloon with the want to destroy.

That bloon is escaping!

by okaytheniguess May 5, 2024

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Blooning

'Blooning' is when a guy fills up a girls vagina with helium like a balloon and then sucks it out, Screaming after the helium takes effect and then performing oral sex on the girl.

"Yeah bro i blooned jessica last night"
"I'm looking forward to blooning tonight"

by ziguaragua May 7, 2024

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Blooner

A guy that inhales Helium from a Woman's vagina and screams while under the effects of the Helium, then performing oral sex on the Woman.

"This hottie doesn't know I'm a certified Blooner"
"My boyfriend's obsessed being the "Best Blooner" "

by ziguaragua May 7, 2024

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scary thing it so scary it will snap half your bloodline out existenc however gorilla can pop it

insert person: i saw there was bloon there
insert monkey: ok i pop it
insert person: yippee

by probablypeenuts June 3, 2024

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The act of Blooning is when a person/ a group of people cum into a deflated balloon. The group of people then draw straws, the person who draws the shortest straw is required to blow the balloon up until it pops and blows cum everywhere.

Baby I'm sorry we went blooning last night
Me and the boys did some blooning last night and Jerry drew the short straw

by MichiganMigone January 29, 2026

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