geek bling

Geek bling is a term referring to computer parts worn as jewelry. It is generally ostentatious such as a net card hanging from a necklace but can be subtle as well, often used is a memory stick placed on a keychain. The term was coined by a student of Oak Hill Academy when the members of a Microsoft class took to wearing various computer parts from old computers on their key chains or lanyards. Any previous origins are unknown. It is alternately referred to as 'geek bling-bling' or on occasion '111001110' (binary for 'ice'). There is also classic geek-bling such as bowties and pocket protectors, as everyone knows pocket protectors are the pinnacle of geekdom.

Me: Hey, check out my geek bling.

Basketball player: That ain't bling, that's just geek.

by Reagan Andrews (creator of the word) September 10, 2004

E-bling

A new term coined for crappy websites with a bunch of shiney or flashing images. Usually appear as borders of a picture or flashing text.

"Look at the e-bling on this crappy site, makes my eyes bleed"

by Nate180 September 30, 2007

Turd-Bling

Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.

After eating that spicy vegetable soup I noticed I had alot of corn for turd-bling.

by hippie2011 January 9, 2011

chingo bling

A Mexican rapper reppin' the Southside of Houston. Funny ass lyrics and worth listening to. He's got a flashy style and stays true to his roots.
Chingo Bling’s chining jus chunk a la deuce...

Chingo Bling Lyrics

"Stretch marks with a lil cocoa butter
I ain’t trippin
I support SINGLE MOTHERS!!!"

"And she’ll even shave
Unless you order with the brown lettuce
They line up on the wall and ask you… Te quieres?"

"I see you putos at the club
Like every single weekend
I was the one yelling out
Pork, beef, or chicken!!!"

by SoOldSchool April 17, 2006

hotline bling

Drake lost his damn mind and made up the term.

I could say when that cellphone ring, but nah, it hotline bling.

by Bob Van Dam January 25, 2016

Chingo Bling

Coconut Sell Out

Chingo bling was down for la raza but then made money off of them, got rich, voted for trump so he can get taxed less. Brown on the outside, white in the inside like a coconut.

by PinchePancho November 5, 2020

bling bang

Contrary to the first dumbass definition listed here, the term "bling bang" used by Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Blood Diamond" doesn't refer to a more valuable version of bling bling (idiot!). When he says "You know, in America it's bling bling, but over here it's bling bang" he is referring to the fact that, in America, diamonds are all about fancy jewelry and looking good, but in Africa diamonds are deadly, and could very well get you shot (hence the "bang").

"You know, in America it's bling bling, but over here it's bling bang." - Danny Archer in Blood Diamond

by ryanweaver December 13, 2006