juice bears

Derived from "making bears," originally popularized as a euphemism for a bowel movement by Mrs. Cartman of South Park fame, making "juice bears" is when you are stricken with diarrhea.

Oh, man, I had Mexican for lunch, and I totally made juice bears in the office john.

by Victor Spoilz June 16, 2010

dropping bears

Taking a massive shit.

I'll be there in a minute, I'm dropping bears right now.

by Velocitron August 12, 2019

Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.

Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.

by The Jokers Mistress January 16, 2009

feeding the bears

getting a traffic ticket

that seat cover is feeding the bears at the chicken coop

by synister43 July 11, 2011

teddy bears arm

A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges

i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

grind bears

The act of engaging in any menial or mind-numbing task, possibly resulting in sui.

I'll come back to Everquest 2 if I don't have to grind bears.

Man, last night I had to go work for my dad, it was like grinding bears.

by Celibate Hero February 5, 2010

Murdered in the face with bears

Phrase used as a verb. The use of mammals of the family Ursidae, (commonly known as bears) to cause a person death through violent acts primarily directed towards the face.

"Have you heard what happened to Sally?" "Yeah. Tragic. I heard she got murdered in the face with bears."

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010