Basement Fairy

A man over the age of 18 that lives in his mothers basement, playing Call of Duty and most likely has an Match.com account. They lack social skills needed to survive in the real world, and their mother threatens them to leave at least once a week. They are usually fans of monster energy drinks and they have their mom drop them Mcdonalds though the laundry shoot. They probably have a website selling mods for ps3 and make about $12 each month. Another thing that can make you a basement dweller is having a World of Warcraft account.

Did you read the biography about the guy who invented World of Warcraft? Yeah, he is a hardcore Basement Fairy.

by Austin Shaheen December 31, 2010

Cleaning the Musty Basement

To wipe and wash up one's Musty Basement aka dirty ass. May also apply to one's arse that has been given a cream pie.

After tapping his foot in the stall, Larry was joined by a brawny mate who pumped his arse full and left Larry Cleaning the Musty Basement when they were finished.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

Basement Golem

Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.

Jake: Dude, could you bring me another Red Bull?
Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?
Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...
Hunter: Square.

-Basement Golem-

by alldaschnitzelsindahousesayhey March 24, 2009

bateeman

Batee man is a man who can control batee.
He can make the batee go up into the sky of bateeland.
He is the most powerful superhero in the world and he can create batee with bateemagic.

Bateeman blew up batman because he was powerful.

by Bateeman August 12, 2015

Basement Intellectual

Philosophical and insightful people who do not capitalise on their intellectual potential. Characterised by the following behaviours:

- Elitism, and intellectually snobbish behaviour
- Always working on a 'passion project'
- Frequent irritation towards people who are misinformed/illogical
- Extreme laziness
- Poor hygiene
- Poor financial stability

Alexa: I was just talking about toothbrushes, when Steve started ranting about how they're a product of 'shoddy capitalism' or whatever. Can't he have a normal conversation?

John: Oh Steve! What a Basement Intellectual!

by Anjelloe May 12, 2017

basement wifi

somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.

Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"

by arcticroy July 9, 2021

Baseerf

When saying 'Based' just isn't enough, or when you've drank too much.

"Louis, that's baseerf"
"Yeah, best thing I've ever seen."

by JershIsGod March 9, 2022