bagelar

one who will resort to unlawful methods to attain a freshly baked bagel.

Charmy: Someone will jump us if we carry all these bagels around with us.
Jessica: Yes....a bagelar.

by Chandangle August 25, 2008

everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015

bafel

(n)a catch all word, used for various situations.

you can use it in place of most things. Like "Do you yahoo" but instead, "Do you bafel?"

Bafelbub, now that's a combine betwen Bafel and Beezlebub. Hence, bafelbub.

Then there is "what's up bafe..." Bafel shortened, and used as a greeting..

by Bafelmiester November 8, 2008

babelfishit

Literally means "look it up on Babelfish.com", a website that translates text from one language to another. Has insulting connatations, stemming from the inclusion of the term " fish shit " in the word.

Mary: I want to spend the rest of my life with you, mi amor.

Dave: Huh? What'd you call me?

Mary: ( annoyed ) Babelfishit!!

by AyayayayayayaymaCOYOTE February 18, 2009

Bageltits

A freakin slamming girl who goes to UConn. She is spending a semester in Spain taking pictures of herself in her bageltits t-shirt in random places around Europe, including in front of the giant Beatles statues in Lisbon.

Hey, have you seen where the bageltits has been going?

Yeah! I just saw the picture of her in front of Big Ben in London!

by Absolutccycling February 18, 2010

Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 10, 2012

Bagelsexual

The sexuality of being aroused by, and/or romantically attracted to bagels*.

* Can be any sort of bread and grains, but mostly bagels.

"Jessica has a thing for bagels."

"She must be bagelsexual then."

by P3nis th3 Đ3stroyer May 18, 2014