alligator ass

when you are riding your bike and your seat is so uncomfortable that it feels like an alligator bit your ass

oh man I went for a 6 mile bike ride the other day and I got mad alligator ass

by r8tersk8ter June 11, 2010

see ya later, alligator

Something you say when you intend to say goodbye to someone and come out of the closet at the same time.

Fred: "Well I'm gonna get out of here. Later dogg."
James: "See ya later, alligator."
Fred: "Oh, so that's why you work at Banana Republic. Man, I always thought you were just a flaming metro."

by Nick D January 26, 2004

South American Alligator Chomp

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.

Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.

by KaMaSuTrA xX February 9, 2009

flatulator alligator

A person known for having extremely smelly and loud farts. Variant on "Catch you later, alligator!"

Jeez, Rory's one hell of a flatulator alligator!

by Macavity October 31, 2003

Alligators

Commonly referred to as swamp ass, this is a condition that affects millions of people worldwide. Most commonly infected are athletic males and the obese. This disease is caused by an insufficient wipe of the anus after a poo, and later exposure of the dingleberries to the intense heat generated in the sauna, that is an ass crack. Athletic activity or fatness can intensify the moist heat generated in anal cavity, thus increasing the potency of the alligators.
Symptoms of alligators include monsterous dingleberries resembling alligators, a slick sweaty sensation between the ass cheeks, and in severe cases, a bog-like, swampy stench eminating from the backside. The Afghani Sauna effect.
It should be noted that attractive females are immune to alligators being as they dont go poop, and therefore don't get dingleberries.

Tom: Dude I've got some wicked alligators crawlin' around in my butt right now.
Jose: Si senor. You should try to wipe next time.

Fat Man: Bla! Im so fat I can't wipe my ass! Now I have alligators.

Hot Chick: I don't get alligators cuz i doon't poop. Yay!

by Mahmoud Amidemajad March 23, 2008

alligator arm

(verb) To shoot in a weak, goofy style without extending the arm; to short-arm.
(noun) A person's arm that tends to shoot in the above fashion.

This term comes from the weak, short arms of the alligator. This is the reason alligators are generally not good beirut players.

UNC really blew that game against Duke when McCants alligator armed that buzzer shot and it fell five feet short.

by Nick D February 3, 2005

Alligator

A poop that is so big that part of it sticks out of the toilet water.

I just dropped a nice alligator.

by Maisu Danim February 20, 2010