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Status Aggressive Syndrome 

A social condition describing a person's need to display their distaste or dislike for certain people, without naming any names, on their Twitter or Facebook status.

Often intended to elicit comments from supportive friends, and infuriate or annoy others.
Carl: "Why did Jen put 'is tired of playing games with all these children - you know who you are' on her status?!"

Bill: "Because man, she's got a fierce case of SAS (Status Aggressive Syndrome)"
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Pastor-Aggressive 

When in a church atmosphere, (typically in a youth group or bible study,) the pastor or leader asks for someone to pray, read, or a volunteer to help; they are passive-aggressively asking a specific person or persons. Usually with a stare right at someone when they are "asking the group".
Dude, when pastor asked for a volunteer to help pass out snacks, he pastor-aggressively stared right at me, so I HAD to do it.

sexually aggressive 

Someone who is very up-front about their sexual desires, needs, and thoughts, typically needing a great deal of sexual intercourse to sufficiently satisfy their needs.
Wow, Abby is so sexually aggressive--last night she yelled at Ben for having insufficient penis.

Emma walked up to Brian at the party yesterday and told him she needed to be fucked in his car immediately...she is so sexually aggressive.

Snap-ive aggressive 

Using Snapchat as a passive-aggressive outlet to express hostility towards others. Perfect for when you don't care to start an actual fight or when you don't have a chance to start a fight (or confrontation), but still want to get your point across to the creeps who watch your story as regularly as they breath in O2. Usually directed to just one or two dip-shits.
"Bertha, yeah he's rude and creepy af, but not worth going to jail for. Just post something Snap-ive aggressive. He'll obviously be one of the first ones to see it."

"Even though Roger watches Bertha's Snapchat story like a junkie loves heroin, he ignores her in every other possible way. While not worth confronting in person but still feeling hella fiesty, Bertha posted a Snap-ive aggressive message expressing how she will customize creeps off of her story who actively do this."

"Did you see Bertha's story? Someone must have pissed her off it was very Snap-ive aggressive."

Depressive Aggressive 

When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.
Person 1:"Hey this restaurant is really great!"

Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."

Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."
Word of the Day on August 13, 2016

Passive aggressive 

Avoiding confrontation with very snide indirect comments.
H: Oh so you want some of HER jelly!?
D: You are so passive aggressive...
Passive aggressive by D34THD34L3R November 15, 2017

Passive-Aggressive 

Formerly associated with a particular psychological disorder stemming from years of percieved underappreciation and bitterness. A character flaw brought on by a person's inability to deal with their own bitterness, anger, or resentment in an assertive manner, thus, becoming a more passive form of hostility. See: petty, little bitch, worthless turd
This entry in urbandictionary is passive-aggressive because it was brought on by a coworker's passive-aggressive action against myself, and thus, is my form of counter attack. It is unlikely that the passive-aggressive asshat will see this, rendering such an action unassertive on my part, but it is highly probable that this will be seen by some more trustworthy coworkers and they will immediately empathize and agree that my definition (including the synonyms: little bitch and worthless turd) fully apply.
Passive-Aggressive by QuietEar December 26, 2005