yap crisis

when you are babbling on about some philosophical mid life crisis type shit because you're struggling and try to find a deeper understanding of it in order to cope with your problems when in reality you're just waffling on some dogshit that nobody else can understand.
person 1: life is all luck, everything is all just pointless, you could die any day you really gonna just wait for dreams to come true?
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
by cum muncher 23000 December 04, 2023
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Martell Yap

A style of Yapping, or speaking with no meaning which was popularized by American Senator Martell Covington.
Dang did you watch the news last night, the newscaster gave a full-on Martell Yap!
by Elon G. November 16, 2023
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Zachary Caleb Yap

Future economist
master of disguise
has 13 girlfriends
Bro Zach is such a Zachary Caleb Yap
by Zechhhh August 31, 2022
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yap city

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yap city

Yap city: when someone is just chatting on and on about nothing.
Girl: he is just not that cute and he thinks he ate me up when we were arguing.

Boy: bro she’s yap city rn
by Banker_27 October 08, 2023
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Yap Demon

nay: blah blah blah
ego: shush
gaupo: what a yap demon ong
by egø March 17, 2024
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no yap

professional slang term for “no cap” made by apacholypse
yo this food is mad good”

“no yap”
by apacholypse June 02, 2022
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