Walnut

swimming term: used for when a male dives off the blocks and his tail end coems down too late, making his nuts hit the water with such force that it makes a smashing sound

guy: Damn man, that was one nasty walnut you did there
other guy: yeah man, I can feel it

by Zach December 14, 2004

BRUISED MY WALNUTS

A enormous, near violent, fart.

"Damn, I just bruised my walnuts."

by pancreaticjuices May 6, 2006

walnuts

John McCain. So named because he looks like he's storing walnuts in his oddly distended cheeks and jowls.

I saw walnuts on the TV today, looking like some kind of malformed barnacle.

by w1nt3rmut3 January 13, 2009

walnuthead

someone who is bulbed or lamped out of their fucking minds.

dude i am such a fucking walnuthead right now ahhhhh

by PIZZLEDDIZZLE July 3, 2007

Walnut Imprint

Arsehole... Shcvincter... Butthole... You know it.

'Check out my sweet walnut imprint!'

'Cor, my walnut imprint is SORE!'

by Machman January 25, 2009

walnut ball

A combination of two words that define a swollen testicles

Dude let you're acting like you have a walnut ball today

by MusicBB5 December 23, 2014

Walnut Jack

The act of eating a dog with a spork and a whisk

Peen con leche son Walnut Jack

by Asswhooper69 March 28, 2019