Walmart 

A place where you see people, especially influencers, fuck up the place. Name a day you don't see something flying at your face when going to Walmart. You might see people getting a haircut, and people getting freaky in the bathrooms. *wink*

Person no.1 Do you want to go Walmart?
Person no.2 No, did you know that people at Walmart can sometimes get freaky in the bathrooms?

Walmart by WisteriaChan June 18, 2024

walmart 

the dumpster of america. - plainrock124. there are alot of people out there criticisizing the quality of walmart products.

random idiot - checc this out @everyone

me - what

mod - stop pinging @everyone next ping and its a 14 day mute

random idiot - its a 1 doller walmart tablet i bet its better than ur pathetic appel

mod - i have an ipad pro. even an ipad 1st generation is better than even the best of android, you got the worst tablet out there

me - same. i also agree with that statement

mod ?role add @user admin

mod - ?ban noappeal @random broke ass loser get the hell out of here and dont come back

walmart by 584940493395874392034839394 February 2, 2025

Walmart

A fun, whimsical place where you can go whale watching. It may not be the ocean but you can still watch the whales riding around on the electric mobility scooters. Be careful though, they may sit on you and steal your family sized bag of chips!

Son: Look at that whale! It think's a Beluga!
Mother: No honey, that's just a fat woman. She's eating all the chips...
Son: Oh Walmart!

Walmart by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 September 17, 2026

WALMART! 

that one thing Jake Paul screamed once

Jake Paul: WALMART!

WALMART! by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017

Walmart Raid 

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.

Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!

Walmart Raid by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.

Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.

Walmart Connection by mcsnails May 1, 2010