Vlad0s

A youtuber that has shit parents and likes to sing about sticky things

"God Vlad0s' channel is shit"

by Vlad0s September 30, 2019

Vlap

A term used against a friend meaning you are going to invert his penis then clap it

You:I am going to vlap u if u dont chill out
Friend: Your gay

by FactsMan69 October 14, 2019

Vlodcast

"Volatile Link of Overt Disorientation"-cast.

Sending a video message to another person - usually in a state of extreme intoxication - causing confusion to all involved parties.

I received a Vlodcast from my girlfriend yesterday. She was so drunk that I could hardly understand any word at all.

by littlefreedomfighter666 February 17, 2020

Vlad Tenev

The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

CEO of Robinhood. Hypocrite. Corporate Puppet. Liar. Lifetime Perpetual cuck.

Tenev created an investing app called Robinhood. He claims it's made to empower the average person. The companies slogan is "Democratizing Investing For All". But when a collective of average people decided to invest & enrich itself and stick to the uber rich, so called "Robinhood" defended the fat cats.

Vlad "The Cuck" Tenev made this decision and that therefore makes him The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021

vladfusion

When the wrong Vlad is referenced.

A: Vlad, I think it's for you.
B: No, I think it's for Volodymyr
C: Are you sure? I thought it's Vladimir.
A: What a vladfusion

by el_pendejo June 2, 2021

van vleck highschool

filled of rich white boys that are so immature for their age only talk to girls to bang, you can walk into any bathroom and catch a person juuling. principles don’t expect girls to do it but little do they know we do it the most. principals are wack teachers are wack students are wack. more worried about dress code then actual education. but for real our boys sports are raw. the girls program is sad.

person: “hey where are you from”
me: “sadly i’m from van vleck highschool”

by Haileymavalester12345 June 3, 2019

vlado

The only shoes appropiate for jerking. They started as skateboarding shoes until they met true talent that was worthy of them.

Nah, man. You ain't a jerker! You ain't even got vlados!

by cinnamon14 November 24, 2011