turdstand

A
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.

"I had to wipe all day after that turdstand" or "I had to wipe my balls because of that turdstand".

by poomaster banks May 24, 2007

turdspank

one who is acting spontaneously silly; an endearing term meant for friends, family, companion animals; one who does something, not harmful and not necessarily on purpose, which elicits laughter ... such as a "trip" of their own tongue or foot; a term for oneself amidst an unfavorable, not deliberate, and somewhat unconscious or "brainless" action ... such as spilling your latte on your work suit, mistakingly tracking mud indoor on white carpet, calling someone by the wrong name — oops!

My two cuddly kitties were definite turdspanks the day they napped within an indoor potted plant, dirt strewn on the floor. They appeared so cute, peacefully purring among the leafy green leaves — some of which needed assistance to grow upward again. No sense in getting upset over such an innocent action. Laugh and enjoy life! Later a vacuum sucked up the misplaced soil, and some thin wire fencing protected the plant and convinced these furry kids to nap elsewhere.

by Kiantha Shadduck July 25, 2011

turnsies

When you're playing a video game and you reach a level that is too hard, so you have someone else beat it for you and they get into it so much, to the point where they won't give you the controller back, and you have to remind them that you're taking turns by saying "turnsies."

After Joe wouldn't give me the controller back from beating the hardest level in the game, I had to remind him we were taking turns by saying turnsies .

by jxw360 July 16, 2016

tursts

"turst" a form of Türst

Türst is a legendary figure from the Lucerne hinterland who dates back to pagan times. He is described as a "dreadful hunter", of whom people should beware on stormy days. Türst hunts in the tempestuous months through the villages, accompanied by a herd of dogs with only three legs. Statements about Türst vary from region to region.

"We who lived upon the lonely Armorican moors were accustomed to werewolves, vampires and tursts."
'The Walking Drum' - pg. 92 paragraph 8
Louis L'Amour published 1984

by Sergeantdan August 14, 2019

torts adorbs

When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.

MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"

by ElinorsDad October 9, 2023

Squirrelly turds

A bowel movement that is somewhere between normal and diarrhea. Consistently crescent shaped and varying in number.

I went to a kegger last night and have had squirrelly turds all morning.

by BoeZoe May 27, 2010

bukkake turns

Bukkake turns occur when skiing or snowboarding very deep powder, resulting in a face-shot of powder at every turn as snow is kicked up by the skis or board. Each turn leaves the skier essentially blind and their face covered in the white stuff.

After getting the first chair up on the most legit powder day of the year, it was first tracks and bukkake turns all the way down.

by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011