texas tractor pull

when a guy is have anal sex with a girl/guy and pulls out with shit on his dick and starts wacking off.

john: i did the ol texas tractor pull on that girl last night

by giverhertheshaft April 4, 2010

Rusty Tractor

the art of dragging a naked girl across the floor by her hair through feces.

She'd been waiting for the rusty tractor all night.

by Breakfast star October 12, 2014

Tractor Girl Soup

Tractor Girl Soup is a phrase you say when you either cannot decide on something or you don't want to say yes or no due to the result of possibly hurting the asker's feelings.

Tractor Girl Soup is from the movie The Crazies. A scene that involves a tractor and a guy and girl which ends up making them look like soup. (guts and blood everywhere)

It's just a funny, very random answer you give to anyone if the question they asked has the qualities of the above description.

Guy: We've been together for a while..Will you marry me?
Girl: Err...Tractor Girl Soup...

Person 1: Hey! Welcome to McDonalds! May I take your order?
Person 2: Umm..Tractor Girl Soup, Tractor Girl Soup..uh..Tractor..Tractor..Soup..I'll have the Big Mac.

by Hyposane March 9, 2010

Tractoring

The act of driving a tractor or performing a tractor like operation.

I almost rolled my 7930 tractoring on a steep hill.

by Uncle Johnny10 November 5, 2010

Mashed Gabe Tators

When a gay man pulls his cheek's apart and his compainion quickly fills his anus full of mashed potatoes, then they preform anal sex and when finished they eat the mashed potatoes.

Hey Son, Bob invited me over tonight to have some Mashed Gabe Tators so i can't come to your baseball game tonight.

by Bum Killa 101 April 16, 2009

Tractoring

When you are hooking up with someone and you take the position of the dominant person in the scenario. Similar to how a farmer would ride a tractor for an extended amount of time til he/she is satisfied.

I look forward to Tractoring that tall lanky curly haired man next cheeseout
I'm gonna tractor that bajito

by bajito September 23, 2010

-tator

Noun - A person who dictates over something or someone else. Inflicting their rule over someone else, typically a husband or child. It has been know to cause civil unrest and uprisings. Violence usually results in the -tatee being injured.

Her - No you can't listen to Katy Perry because I want to listen to Rick Springfield.

Him - Why do you have to be such a Tune-tator

by Duecey 2 April 22, 2011