Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010

tracking

"what's tracking" - Means 'how are you'/'what's going on'.
Wrong way to say 'what's crackin'.
Don't say this unless you know it's gangsta rap origin's.

"Yeah, uh.....what's trackin'?"
"What's trackin'? Nigga its 'what's crackin' muh-fucka."

by Diego July 17, 2003

Twitching

Twitter-bitching. Bitching on Twitter. Using Twitter to complain.

"Hi tweeps. Please forgive my last tweet. I'm just twitching."
or
"OMG! Did you see Michael and Leah's tweets last night? They were twitching back and forth!!"

by Jragyn January 21, 2010

dirt tracking

Sexual Intercourse practiced by 2 males.
Or, Anal Sex practiced by a hetrosexual couple.

The river ran red, so I took the dirt track instead.
She was filthy and up for anything so I went dirt tracking.

by Muncle Stev July 2, 2006

BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE

The Act of Mutilating A Pussy muscle with A rusty nail,bUrnT coathanger,OR any indiginous FLAWED metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner vagina in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.

mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming"oh my god, i got a blood twitching pussy muscle"soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read "1982-2006-DIED OF BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE" this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia

by CONCORD FREDRICK THE SICK MIND FROM HELL October 30, 2006

thrutching

To flail desperately

As John attempted to climb the crack in the cliff he started thrutching, causing his skin to peel and his hands to bleed.

by Marc Leclerc March 11, 2008

cratching

To grab a woman's crotch.

I spent all of last night cratching my girlfriend with my right hand.

by fuckinbatman December 7, 2011